You guys. I have a REFRIGERATOR.
This thing MAGICALLY MAKES FOOD COLD. I鈥檓 pretty sure in the olden days, frontierswomen had to drink warm Diet Coke. Thank you, precious kitchen.
Inside my refrigerator is FOOD. Healthy food that so many parents would give anything to be able to feed their children.
. Not mine. When this food runs out, I鈥檒l just jump in my car to get more. It鈥檚 ludicrous, really. It鈥檚 like my family hits the lottery every morning.