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A rabbit, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, 鈥淚s this a typo?鈥澛
Get it? Usually this kind of joke starts off with a rabbi, but it鈥檚 a rabbit, so maybe it鈥檚 a mistake, and the bartender thinks that, but it isn鈥檛! Come on, it鈥檚 funny.聽
It鈥檚 also a dad joke, the kind of groaner that families all across the United States will be subjected to on Father鈥檚 Day Sunday.
This particular example comes from the 聽in front of Tom and Ann Schruben鈥檚 home in Maryland.
Tom Schruben posts a new bad dad joke every day. He started the practice as a way to brighten moods during the coronavirus shutdown. It鈥檚 become a popular destination for locals out for a walk and a chuckle.
Badness is the point of dad jokes, of course. As Mr. Schruben pointed out recently in The Washington Post, fathers are expected to embarrass their children.
Years ago, reading 鈥淭intin鈥 to my own boys, I would adopt voices for the characters, like I was Jim Dale reading Harry Potter audiobooks.
But I鈥檓 not Jim Dale. The boys would clap their hands over their ears and shriek, 鈥淣o voices, Dad! No voices!鈥
As for bad jokes, I鈥檝e written about them before, about their power to distract and nurture us, for a moment.
And bad jokes can be serious. You can laugh and nod knowingly at the same time.
Here鈥檚 another Schruben favorite: What鈥檚 the biggest room in the world? Room for improvement.
For Father鈥檚 Day, the Schrubens are running a , with entries costing $5, and proceeds going to Martha鈥檚 Table, a D.C.-based nonprofit that supports children and families. The winner gets posted on the sign 鈥 and the right to embarrass their kids for months to come.