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Mitt Romney vs. Evander Holyfield in the boxing ring. Really.

The GOP's 2012 presidential nominee, Mitt Romney, aka Bird Legs, takes on former world heavyweight champ Evander Holyfield Friday night in Salt Lake City. A vision charity will benefit. 

Former Massachusetts Governor and two-time presidential candidate Mitt Romney (l.) and five-time heavyweight champion Evander Holyfield stare down during their weigh-in before their boxing match in Holladay, Utah May 14. The two will box on Friday to benefit the medical charity CharityVision.

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May 15, 2015

Mitt Romney is getting back in the ring 鈥 literally, this time.

The Republicans鈥 2012 presidential nominee is fighting five-time heavyweight boxing champion Evander Holyfield in Salt Lake City Friday night. Really.

OK, it鈥檚 a benefit for Charity Vision, which fights blindness in developing countries. Mr. Romney decided to do the event after visiting India and seeing the need first hand, . One of Romney鈥檚 sons, Josh, is president of Charity Vision and hopes the boxing match with Holyfield will raise $1 million.

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The fight will go three rounds, at most. Thursday night was the weigh-in. Romney came in at 179 pounds, and Mr. Holyfield at 236. Romney says he鈥檚 been preparing for weeks.

"You've heard my critics say that I'm out of touch. That I'm stiff. That I just don't relate to people," Romney says in a promotional video. "For years I've been listening to garbage like that. And I've decided to fight back."

At the White House briefing on Friday, spokesman Eric Schultz was asked if President Obama had any advice for Holyfield, but he said he hadn鈥檛 discussed the match with the president. 鈥淚 had no idea that was happening. So I was pretty dumbfounded by the imagery,鈥 Mr. Schultz said to laughter. (Thank you Jared Rizzi of Sirius XM Radio for asking the question, adding some levity to a slow news day.)

Clearly, Romney has given the match some thought. Boxing fans might recall that Mike Tyson once took a bite out of Holyfield鈥檚 ear during a match, and Romney says he doesn鈥檛 plan to duplicate that move.

鈥淚鈥檓 staying far away from his ears,鈥 Romney . 鈥淚 don鈥檛 for a moment want for him to confuse me with anyone from his past.鈥澛

Everest is 鈥榯he pride of the world.鈥 Locals want the world to back off a bit.

Romney says he will enter in a tuxedo, and then change into red silk shorts and a robe with a hood. Word is that Romney鈥檚 physique looks pretty good for a man in his late 60s, but he sounds reluctant to show the world his legs.

鈥淚 was affectionately known as Bird Legs during high school. I鈥檓 afraid the bird legs will be unveiled one more time,鈥 Romney told the Times.

So it鈥檚 not Manny Pacquiao vs. Floyd Mayweather, but it鈥檚 something. And what might Romney use for entrance music? His response: 鈥淚 Will Survive.鈥