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In Pictures: At the cardboard boat regatta, sinking is part of the fun

鈥淪mall Town Big Deal鈥 TV host Rodney Miller (back seat) and Tim Hauck paddle in a race against the show鈥檚 co-host, Jann Carl, in boats shaped like tractors, at the Cape Coral Cardboard Boat Regatta on April 16 in Florida.

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May 13, 2022

The Titanic sinks. Again. But this time no icebergs are involved. Instead of night in the North Atlantic, it鈥檚 a sunny 90-degree day in southern Florida, and the fatal flaw is soggy cardboard. It鈥檚 all part of the fun at the annual Cape Coral Cardboard Boat Regatta, which got its start in 1994.

Boats made of cardboard? Yes, and they do float (for a while). The Rotary Club of Cape Coral, which sponsors the event, has extremely detailed instructions for boat building with corrugated cardboard on its website. There are lots of rules and pointers. One of the secrets, it seems, is paint.聽

On race day, spectators fill the stands and line the hillside around a small lake in Seahawk Park to watch teams and individuals compete in timed heats around a short course. There is talk of the police boat having to encourage an alligator to move away from the action. (This is Florida, after all.) Events are divided into boat size, team size, and age of, and/or number of, paddlers.

Why We Wrote This

What brings a community together? For one Florida city, creativity, teamwork, and a little friendly competition serve to make the annual cardboard boat regatta a rollicking success.

Before the boats hit the water, spectators, participants, and judges view the 14 entries on dry land and vote 鈥 on design, team spirit, construction, and decorations. The most impressive is the paddle-wheel boat created by the New Residents鈥 Club. Tony Fonzi, captain of said boat, says it took 30 people working hundreds of hours to build it.

Pat Wood, when asked why he participates, says, 鈥淲e鈥檙e just a bunch of old guys with disposable income and some time on our hands,鈥 as he shows off the decorative snake, gator, and fish that 鈥渢he wives鈥 made for his team鈥檚 airboat, The Polar Bear Express.聽

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Rotary Club President Bob Welsh declares, 鈥淚t鈥檚 just a good family day.鈥 Everyone gets a medal or trophy.聽

Pat Collins, another of the boat builders, says, 鈥淭he best thing is bragging rights!"

The Titanic鈥檚 captain, Tony Marchese, and mate Pat Hayes go down with the ship.
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The Liquid Assets boat competes in the first heat of the Cardboard Boat Regatta in front of a cheering crowd. The regatta is sponsored by the local Rotary Club, which has strict rules about building with corrugated cardboard.
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Patti Shields wears an 鈥淚 voted鈥 sticker after making her selections for the people鈥檚 choice awards. Ballots are loaded into a real voting machine that tallies the winners.
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The Queen of the Gulf paddle-wheel boat was built by 30 members of the New Residents鈥 Club. They won the people鈥檚 choice award in the group-build category.
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The cardboard Mid Channel Ferry, with tiny vehicles made of the same material, awaits judging before its creators take it into the water.
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John Solaroli and his daughters, Gwendolen (left) and Charlotte 鈥 who was captain of their boat, The Thunder Speed 鈥 pose with their first-place medals. Mr. Solaroli and Charlotte won the parent-child event. They were the only entrants. In the regatta, every competitor goes home with a medal or trophy.
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Teams destroy each other鈥檚 boats in the "free-for-all" as the regatta comes to a close.
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