'Awesome [Stuff] my Drill Sergeant Said' offers boot camp wisdom and humor
Author and soldier Dan Caddy aims to bring basic training stories to civilians even as he gives soldiers and vets a way to connect.
A collection of funny military survival stories grew into a popular Facebook page and then became a book released this week.
It started with a few war-weary soldiers trading basic training survival stories to laugh away the stresses of combat.
Like the one about the Chinese private who convinced all his drill sergeants he didn鈥檛 understand English well, a fib that earned him an easier time at basic training 鈥� until graduation day, when he revealed that he was fluent in nine languages.
Funny military survival stories like that grew into a popular Facebook page and online network, and now, they've inspired a book, "Awesome Sh-t my Drill Sergeant Said."
The book, which hits shelves Tuesday from Harper Collins, is a hilarious introduction to basic training in book form, from what a typical day is like, to what a "shark attack" entails, to what awaits soldiers after 10 weeks of training.
鈥淏asic training is an experience no one forgets,鈥� 鈥淸Soldiers]聽hate it while they are there and then miss it when they are gone and are able to look back on it. ASMDSS gives them a way to connect back to that time ..."
In fact, that's how it started. After a deployment to Afghanistan, Caddy began trading basic training stories with Army friends over email.
鈥淚 hadn鈥檛 laughed that hard in a long聽time, and all the stress and pressure I had been feeling had been pushed away,鈥� Caddy told WATM. 鈥淟ater that day I spent a lot of time reflecting on the impact my drill sergeants had on me, the lessons taught, and how what I learned from them still guides me to this day.鈥�
So in 2012, he started a Facebook page to broaden the network for swapping basic training stories. Within weeks, the page acquired 22,000 likes. Today, it has 831,000.
The page quickly grew into an active online community of soldiers and vets, as well as a support network that participates in military charities and helps veterans suffering from combat-related issues.
As Caddy said, 鈥淔or me the most amazing and life changing thing to come out of ASMDSS, beyond the laughs, was the creation of ," a non-profit that connects soldiers or vets in "mental, emotional, financial, or psychological" distress to organizations that can help.
With his book, Caddy is bringing basic training stories to civilians with drill-sergeant gems like these: 鈥淧rivates, all I do is eat gunpowder and run,鈥� 鈥淚鈥檓 going to levitate and fall asleep inside your soul," and 鈥淚 can shower, feed myself, feed a baby, and make a baby all in under ten minutes. You knuckleheads sure as [expletive]聽can eat a ... meal in ten minutes.鈥�