This microphone is named after a rapper who鈥檚 known for using auto-tuning so he can sound relatively in pitch when he 鈥渟ings鈥. Now, in this no-child-is-allowed-to-be-mediocre era, your kid can get the illusion that he can sing, even if he sounds like a cat held over a bathtub when he belts out the national anthem. For $39.99, this microphone comes with three pre-recorded beats and a USB connection so your child can Bieber-ize himself on YouTube. Thank you, voice correction software, for this 2011 Christmas toy 鈥 and for convincing a generation that they should sing somewhere other than in the shower.

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The I am T-Pain microphone, which comes with voice-correction software, ranks as No. 7 on my list of worst Christmas toys for 2011. Does it really encourage pitch-challenged youngsters to sing better 鈥 or just more?