Mark Twain's turkey tale 鈥� perhaps the funniest in American literature
What Twain eventually learned, after an interminable time on the trail, is that turkeys have a genius for feigning injury.
What Twain eventually learned, after an interminable time on the trail, is that turkeys have a genius for feigning injury.
In December of 1906, with memories of Thanksgiving no doubt fresh in his mind, Mark Twain recorded the story of how, many years before, he had tried to capture a turkey and failed.
That鈥檚 how Twain ended up crafting perhaps the funniest turkey tale in American literature, a yarn worth remembering as another Thanksgiving arrives.
In 1906, just four years before his death, Twain began to focus more closely on dictating reminiscences for his autobiography. He decided to publish some fragments of his work-in-progress in North American Review, and also allowed Harper鈥檚 to print an excerpt, 鈥淗unting the Deceitful Turkey.鈥�
Drawn from Twain鈥檚 boyhood in Hannibal, Missouri, it recounts a long day hunting with his uncle and cousins. Squirrels and turkeys were the game of choice. Twain, though armed with a small shotgun, decided, as a point of honor, to take his big bird alive.
How hard could it be? The mother turkey he鈥檇 spotted was obviously lame, an easy enough quarry for a wiry boy with boundless energy.
What Twain eventually learned, after an interminable time on the trail, is that turkeys have a genius for feigning injury 鈥� a clever ploy to throw off predators.
鈥淚 often got within rushing distance of her, and then made my rush,鈥� he recalled, 鈥渂ut always, just as I made my final plunge and put my hand down where her back had been, it wasn鈥檛 there; it was only two or three inches from there and I brushed the tail-feathers as I landed on my stomach 鈥� a very close call, but still not quite close enough; that is, not close enough for success, but just close enough to convince me that I could do it next time.鈥�
In fruitlessly pursuing his prize, the young Twain 鈥� his given name, of course, was Samuel Clemens 鈥� got lost in the woods. 鈥淚 found a deserted log cabin and had one of the best meals there that in my life-days I have eaten,鈥� Twain told readers. 鈥淭he weed-grown garden was full of ripe tomatoes, and I ate them ravenously, though I had never liked them before.鈥�
鈥淗unting the Deceitful Turkey鈥� is included in 鈥淢ark Twain: Collected Tales, Sketches, Speeches and Essays, 1891-1910,鈥� published by the Library of America. Each week, the Library of America emails fans a story from a book in its collection, and 鈥淗unting the Deceitful Turkey鈥� ranks among the 10 most popular selections that LOA has ever featured in its 鈥淪tory of the Week鈥� mailer.
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Twain cautioned against trying too hard to find a moral in his work, but his hunting tale conveys an obvious lesson. If you want a turkey for your holiday table, it鈥檚 probably best to go to the grocery store.