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Somebody please make it stop.

That Jamaican, he keeps messin' with our heads.

Usain Bolt keeps doing things that shouldn鈥檛 be done. Things that boggle the mind.

He makes older sprinters start to think about other careers. He makes liars out of track commentators.

This time, the fastman from Trelawny, Jamaica, brutalized his own 200-meter world record set last year in Beijing.

Today, at the world championships in Berlin, he ran the 200 meter sprint in 19.19 seconds. And he won going away with the largest margin of victory in that race in Olympic or world history.

That鈥檚 two world records in one week. Five world records in his last five championship races.

Staying loose

Before the race, Bolt strolled around the track taking in the atmosphere while sporting a Jamaican warm-up shirt with the slogan: 鈥�Ich bin ein Berliner.鈥�

He traded fake punches with fellow competitor (and fellow goof-off), American sprinter, Wallace Spearmon.

He moved toward the camera, put his right hand, then his left hand 鈥渢hrough鈥� his hair and said to the world: 鈥淐ome get me.鈥�

At that point, no one but Bolt thought he鈥檇 set a world record - let alone win.

Days earlier, American sprinter Shawn Crawford called Bolt a dragon, followed by, 鈥渂ut I鈥檓 a dragon slayer.鈥�

Um, not this time.

American sprinting legend Michael Johnson told Agence France-Presse that he didn鈥檛 think Bolt would break a record.

"His exertions this week have taken a lot out of him," said Mr. Johnson, whose 200m world record was broken by Bolt in Beijing last year in the Olympic final when the Jamaican ran 19.30 seconds. "He's also been very busy and he looks tired. It is certainly less possible than it was a few nights ago. Also he has said that his training this year hasn't been as good as last year."

Riiight.

Just before the race former championship sprinter and NBC announcer, Ato Boldon, said that Bolt would not set a world record.

Moments later, Boldon was noshing on crow.

Bolt led from the get-go and by the midway point he was meters ahead of a pack of the world's fastest runners. He crossed the finish line with a grimace.

鈥淗e made a liar out of me tonight,鈥� said Mr. Boldon. 鈥淭hat鈥檚 what I get for doubting the Lightning Bolt.鈥�

鈥淭his might be the biggest and greatest world record he鈥檚 broken,鈥� Boldon said, explaining that the track world had thought Bolt would struggle for a long time to get anywhere near 19.20.

MJ, Tiger, 鈥�. Bolt?

This all begs the question: Is it too early to start talking about Bolt in the same breath as other athletes whose performance literally changed their sport, champions such as Michael Jordan and Tiger Woods?

Too early? The answer has to be an emphatic 鈥淣o.鈥�

Bolt isn't a flash in the pan. A flash, yes. He's proven he can consistently shatter world records 鈥� one after another. That just does not happen. Period.

He's now the first man to ever hold both the 100 and the 200 meter world and Olympic records.

Cynics say it has to be drugs. Unfortunately, given the number of disgraced sprinters caught doping in recent years 鈥� most of whom, it must be said, have been Americans 鈥� people do ask that question. In time, the truth will win out. Till then, there鈥檚 no reason to presume guilt.

Too tall to run?

One way his times may be explained is his build. Sprinters aren't supposed to be tall.

Typically, people with Bolt鈥檚 lanky, 6鈥�5鈥� frame cannot match the times of stocky sprinters. They can鈥檛 turn their strides over quickly enough. Bolt, somehow, can. So, he鈥檚 got the turnover of his stockier peers, but the length of stride of a longer-distance runner. It鈥檚 kind of like the flipper-like feet and double-jointed arms that give top swimmer Michael Phelps an edge.

And then there鈥檚 the fact that Bolt is Jamaican. Let鈥檚 face it, Jamaica has replaced America as the top sprinting nation. And it鈥檚 a long-time coming, given the country鈥檚 love of the sport, the fact that it鈥檚 one of few tickets out of poverty, and that the world鈥檚 best coaches now come from there.

(Read my story from Jamaica about why the country breeds so many top sprinters.)

While reporting that story in Kingston, I met with supercoach Stephen Francis of the MVP track club, which stands for Maximizing Velocity and Power. The maverick coach certainly doesn't give tips from his own experience. The rotund man's fastest time may only be to the nearest jerk chicken shack.

Seriously, though, he's done wonders.

Today, Jamaican Melaine Walker became the latest MVP star to win a gold medal during these championships with her win in the 400m hurdles. She follows the fastest woman in the world, Shelly-Ann Fraser (Jamaican gold in the 100m) and Brigitte Foster-Hylton (and yes, Jamaican gold in the 100m hurdles).

鈥淭he MVP group out of Kingston, Jamaica, is having a fantastic championships,鈥� said Boldon, when describing Melaine Walker鈥檚 gold medal in the 400-meter hurdles.

It's the yams, stupid!

Here's my theory: The reason people think these are drug-assisted victories is that when we watch Bolt it looks like WE must be on drugs. It's an other worldly experience.

Jamaican sprinters were so tired of getting tested for drugs during the Olympics last year that they started joking about the International Olympic Committee cooking up a new list of banned substances. No. 1 on that list, they laughed, would be yams - the staple of a rural Jamaican diet.

In fact, Bolt's garish designer track shoes are the result of that inside joke: bright orange because that's the color of cooked yams.

What do you think is going to be on the training menu of US and European sprinters next week?