Stephen Colbert gets OK for 'super PAC.' What will he use it for?
Stephen Colbert is forming a 鈥渟uper PAC鈥� to produce and air political ads prior to the 2012 election. On Thursday the Federal Election Commission gave the 鈥�Colbert Report鈥� comedian permission to proceed with his plan to , which can raise and spend unlimited amounts of cash.
Colbert celebrated outside the FEC offices by taking donations from passers-by on an iPad equipped to swipe credit cards.
鈥淭oday we put liberty on lay-away,鈥� he said.
The FEC did not give Colbert everything he asked for, though. He had asked commissioners to rule on whether he had to disclose donations to his super PAC from Viacom, his corporate employer. Seeing as he鈥檚 a journalist 鈥� albeit a fake one 鈥� he suggested that maybe he qualified for a press exemption from disclosure regulations.
The FEC said no, sort of. Colbert doesn鈥檛 have to disclose Viacom resources used to create ads that run on his own show. If they run elsewhere 鈥� on 鈥淭he O鈥橰eilly Factor,鈥� say 鈥� then Viacom鈥檚 help must be publicly reported.
Watchdog groups were relieved by the ruling, as they鈥檇 thought that Colbert鈥檚 press exemption request, if fully approved, could have blown another hole in a campaign finance system that鈥檚 already full of them.
OK, fine. Now let鈥檚 get to the questions we鈥檙e really interested in: Why is Colbert doing this? What鈥檚 he going to do with his brand new campaign finance organization? What sorts of issues will the 鈥淐olbert Report鈥� host be pushing?
He hasn't said yet. But we say he did this to create a venue for performance art that reflects his own political views. Colbert is more of an activist than is his fellow Comedy Central star Jon Stewart. Would Stewart appear at a congressional hearing and testify on immigrant labor after working on a farm for one day? No, he wouldn鈥檛. Colbert did, though.
鈥淚 believe one day of me studying anything makes me an expert,鈥� said Colbert when he testified in character at a House Judiciary subcommittee hearing last September.
Colbert is probably going to use his real super PAC for activities that will highlight how chaotic the political money system has become. Just look at the prior to Thursday鈥檚 FEC hearing. It鈥檒l be BYOB, he noted 鈥� 鈥渂ring your own billions.鈥� Also, he said that PAC stands for 鈥淧lastic and/or cash鈥� and that followers should join him outside the FEC afterward and bring friends, 鈥渆specially if they鈥檙e tiny green men printed on bills.鈥�
Election-season ads from real PACs are ripe for satire 鈥� they鈥檙e usually scary stuff about how China is buying up the US, or unions are being destroyed, or somesuch. We can envision Colbert鈥檚 super PAC ads now 鈥� the horror movie sound track, the grainy spinning photos, and the tag line, which will be something along the lines of 鈥渨e buy democracy so you don鈥檛 have to,鈥� or 鈥淐ongress is for sale 鈥� it鈥檚 behind the Dockers at Costco.鈥�
Yes, the winner in all this may just be Viacom鈥檚 and Colbert鈥檚 pockets, as they find ever-more creative ways to manipulate the actual political system for comedic and ratings gains. But as we鈥檝e noted above, Colbert has an activist, liberal edge that occasionally comes through. During last September鈥檚 hearings on immigrant labor, he dropped his mask for a moment.
鈥淚 like talking about people who don鈥檛 have any power,鈥� he said in what appeared to be all seriousness. 鈥淎nd it seems like some of the least powerful people in the United States are migrant workers who come and do our work but don鈥檛 have any rights as a result.鈥�
