Pranks were so frequent within Bissonnette鈥檚 SEAL squadron ranks that the operators 鈥渆ventually built a wire diagram connecting all the suspected culprits,鈥 he writes. 鈥淲e used this same wire diagram to track terrorists.鈥
Pranks included cutting shoelaces and demagnetizing credit cards with large magnets. One of the most popular pranks involved 鈥済litter bombing.鈥
鈥淚 don鈥檛 know how many pouches and uniforms I had to replace,鈥 Bissonnette laments, 鈥渂ecause purple glitter was caked on Velcro or trapped in the folds of fabric.鈥