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Earlier this week Albie, our new Yellow Lab-Golden Retriever mix rescue dog, met Sheldon and Molson. I know, sounds like a Jewish comic and a Canadian brewer, but Sheldon and Molson are dogs Albie met at a local pond popular with dogs and their owners. We鈥檒l come back to Sheldon and Molson in a moment.

Albie has already grown very attached to us, so much so that whenever I leave the house he sits by the door waiting for me to come home. (I know this because my wife told me, not because we have a doggie-cam.) You think I get that kind of affection from anyone else in the family? No wonder people love dogs.

Despite the bond that鈥檚 rapidly bound Albie to us and vice versa, our limited experience letting Albie off the leash has taught us two things: 1) he doesn鈥檛 know his name, and 2) he鈥檚 much faster than us. So, on our trips to the doggie pond, we鈥檝e kept him on the leash because adjacent to the pond are acres and acres of woodlands. If Albie takes off, I鈥檓 going to have to run through the forest chasing him like Daniel Day-Lewis in 鈥�The Last of the Mohicans.鈥�

Back to Sheldon and Molson: Sheldon is a 5-month-old mixed breed puppy and Molson is an older retriever. Molson was content to observe from a distance as Albie and Sheldon had an energetic game of tag. Albie was at a distinct disadvantage because every time Sheldon would nip his ear Albie would take off after him only to find he could travel exactly six feet. And don鈥檛 think Sheldon didn鈥檛 know Albie was tethered to a 180-pound man. He took full advantage of it.

Now, being a dog owner is going to take some getting used to. First, there鈥檚 camaraderie among dog owners that I鈥檓 not fully on board with yet. They are such friendly people, but I鈥檇 rather talk about politics than dogs for hours on end. Dog people seem to assume you鈥檙e as obsessed with dogs as they are. I鈥檓 just obsessed with Albie. (I mean, really; look at that picture. Is that a face?) Second, when Albie stops to relieve himself, I feel like I鈥檓 back in sixth grade trying to shoplift a Playboy from the newsstand at the Port Authority bus terminal in New York. I feel like everyone鈥檚 looking at me and thinking what I used to think when I saw people walking their dogs: 鈥淵ou鈥檙e really gonna pick that stuff up in a plastic bag and carry it home?鈥�

础濒产颈别鈥檚 been with us almost two weeks now and as in any relationship you learn more about one another as time goes along. What I love about Albie 鈥� besides his ears, his nose, the shape of his head, his expressive eyes, his unfailingly gentle nature and his manners (trust me, you could leave a filet mignon on a plate he could easily reach and he won鈥檛 even make a move in that direction) 鈥� is his infinitely sweet disposition.

On the medical record form completed by a volunteer from Labs4Rescue in Louisiana where Albie was found as a stray, there鈥檚 a note at the bottom: 鈥淪weet/soft boy,鈥� it says. 鈥淟oves all.鈥�

I think I could learn a lot from this dog.