A sampling of New Year鈥檚 resolutions
Sarah Palin
1. Invite a Moose 鈥� and a Rotarian 鈥� for lunch.
2. Have a moose for lunch.
Joe Biden
1. Ask Dick Cheney to move out of the guest bedroom.
2. Look into that school crossing guard job to fill my up afternoons.
Angelina Jolie
1. Adopt the Vienna Boys鈥� Choir
2. Get a larger size lipstick.
Dick Cheney
1. Learn the lyrics for 鈥淜umbaya鈥�
2. Tell Biden, 鈥淚鈥檒l move out when I鈥檓 good and ready.鈥�
Rudy Giuliani
1. Demand a recount.
2. Try to sell 鈥渄rill, baby, drill鈥� mantra to the Dental Association.
President-elect Obama
1. Get a dog that鈥檚 bigger than the Biden鈥檚.
2. Learn more Don Ho songs.
President Bush
1. Allow only reporters with shoes that are Size 5 or smaller into press conferences.
2. Take the karaoke machine back to Texas.
鈥� Chuck Cohen writes from Mill Valley, Calif.
