The designers over at Apple weren鈥檛 going to release Siri without inserting a few cute jokes. Ask her to sing you a song and she鈥檒l respond, in her normal intonation, 鈥淒aisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do.鈥� Ask what the meaning of life is and she might say, 鈥淚 can鈥檛 answer that now, but give me some time to write a very long play in which nothing happens.鈥�
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