The winner of this year鈥檚 Skank-ification Award is Ari Roma, a doll with a skirt shorter than some people鈥檚 underwear. This alien doll looks like the girl from "Brave" was kidnapped by Lindsay Lohan and Lady Gaga for a weekend of partying. If that isn鈥檛 bad enough, she is scented and retails for $19.99. The packaging boldly declares that her mission is 鈥淭o Kiss an Earth Boy鈥� and she also boasts, 鈥淚鈥檓 an airhead. Literally.鈥� Aim high, girls, aim high.
鈥� Leanne Shirtliffe is a humor writer who blogs at . Her book, , is available for preorder.
