"When at last we are sure, You've been properly pilled,
Then a few paper forms, Must be properly filled.
So that you and your heirs, May be properly billed."
鈥 From "You鈥檙e Only Old Once! : A Book for Obsolete Children"
Here are 25 quotes from everyone's favorite subversive rhyming children's author.
"When at last we are sure, You've been properly pilled,
Then a few paper forms, Must be properly filled.
So that you and your heirs, May be properly billed."
鈥 From "You鈥檙e Only Old Once! : A Book for Obsolete Children"
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