Moran remembers one of her first crushes, when she was 13, on actor Chevy Chase. "I have even imagined what my first line to him will be 鈥 the one that will capture his heart," she wrote. "'Chevy Chase?' I will say, at a party very closely modeled on the ones I've seen on 'Dynasty.' 'Any relation to Cannock Chase?' Cannock Chase is just off the A5 to Strafford. LA-born movie star and comedian Chevy is going to both get, and love, this joke."

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