An abridged dictionary
When I'm reading, I hate to stop to look up unfamiliar words. Fortunately, I don't need to rely on a dictionary. I can figure out the meanings of words using my extraneous knowledge of English word roots, prefixes, and suffices.
I don't need to look up "salacious," for instance, because I immediately recognize that it refers to specially discounted prices, as in, "The Fourth of July is a salacious holiday." I quickly see that "strident" means walking with long steps and that a "barista" is a female lawyer. My perfidious knowledge of the English language enables me to deduct the meaning of any unfamiliar word. For example:
quotidian 鈥 a person fond of repeating the words of famous people
cellophane 鈥 past tense of "cellphone"
pro bono 鈥 a fan of the U2 lead singer
penultimate 鈥 the supreme writing instrument
cartographer 鈥 a photographer specializing in automobiles
shutterbug 鈥 a photographer specializing in insects
pretension 鈥 before stress
lassitude 鈥 demeanor of a young Scottish woman
gustatory 鈥 with brief surges of wind
photosynthesis 鈥 the act of combining pictures
yawl 鈥 southern term for sailboat
dreadnought 鈥 fear of the zero
idiomatic 鈥 a transmission suitable for the less-than-brilliant driver
autocrat 鈥 government official who regulates cars
plutocrat 鈥 government official responsible for canine cartoon characters and former planets
placebo 鈥 the site of a gazebo
utilitarian 鈥 an employee of the electric company
unctuous 鈥 having the characteristics of an uncle
Polynesia 鈥 the ability to remember everything
prolapsed 鈥 descended temporarily to amateur status
votive 鈥 democratic
oxymoron 鈥 hyperventilating dullard
commutation 鈥 act of traveling to and from work
ostracize 鈥 to shun large, flightless birds
promenade 鈥 a beverage served at square dances
gyroscope 鈥 an instrument for examining sandwiches
blunderbuss 鈥 a mass transit faux pas
polyphonic 鈥 owning several telephones
egress 鈥 female egret
鈥 Dale Roberts, a college career counselor, lives in Asheville, N.C.